DIVERGENT WRITING
Ask anyone who's ever had a beer with me: I love to weave words and spin yarns. Read my Substack on orginality, identity, and absurdity in the age of AI. Or my short stories, personal essays, and satirical pieces in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, and Medium.
SUPER HOSTING
My wife and I are in the hospitality business. We’ve renovated and branded a couple homes, including this vacation A-frame, and have another one coming soon in Michigan. I’ve done a ton of writing for these things, from the comprehensive home guides, to the cheeky instructional labels, to my notes to guests—which they seem to enjoy, judging by their reviews.
ROBOT MANIPULATING
With the rapid advances in GenAI, I figured I’d better control the machines before they control me. With a combination of Midjourney, Photoshop, and various odd elements, I’m creating an expansive world—across history and geography—in which sentient robots replace us humans in all aspects of our experience. There are dozens more where these came from at my Redbubble shop.
CHILDISH DOODLING
Drawing was my childhood passion, and when I picked it up again as an adult, my themes were much the same: hair, robots, Packers, bleak landscapes, Day of the Dead, poop jokes, spaceships, and body parts. I’ll grow up if you do.
PICTURE DIDDLING
And like everyone else you know, I take lots of pictures. I've got low skill but a good eye. Not the best, but better than most.
